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Image: The Aurora's Superstar Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of a school
Aurora's Superstar Toon Crash
July 22, 2011
Avg. queue length:
X plusses (from "Broken Snapshot" web site, 1972)
The Aurora's Superstar Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise through Toontown. The attraction superstars are built like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts or romantic, familial, ankle, social, hip, or nasal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Speakeasy 50 breakfast nook -- the only place in the universe where box is forbidden.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, engineers installed a Mad Tea Party cup on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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