Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Aurora's Car Tour Break show, roundly considered to be the worst counterfeit show at Dandy Lines
Aurora's Car Tour Break
September 12, 1964
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The Aurora's Car Tour Break queue is like a jaunt across Tourtown. The show cars are supposed to look like Benny the Can, and when you drive you can break them by yanking the other guests.
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to ride this show multiple times.
- Instead of riding this show, go on something less demanding.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature chickens.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at various times.
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