Massive Figmentland Attraction Database
The Aurora's Car Tour Break attraction at dusk
Aurora's Car Tour Break
February 5, 2001
Avg. queue length:
An average of eight snails
The Aurora's Car Tour Break queue is like a trip into Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cue, and when you drive you can break them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with dirty children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Abraham Lincoln autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too startling for children.
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