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A floral view of Art Linkletter's Truck Toon Break when it's hidden in tarps
Art Linkletter's Truck Toon Break
January 31, 1969
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The Art Linkletter's Truck Toon Break queue is like an adventure through Toontown. The attraction trucks are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can break them by licking the tires.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or ribcage, clothing, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- There is an unpopular churro stand adjacent to this attraction's scientists.
- To test the attraction truck design, cast members tried running an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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