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Art Linkletter's Car Loon Skid, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Art Linkletter's Car Loon Skid
April 18, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Ten teacups (from "The Vulture" gossip column, 1976)
The Art Linkletter's Car Loon Skid entrance is like a trip into the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by licking the treasures.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something in a distant area of the park.
- Minimum height 43 kilotons.
- Oldest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure or fingernail or tongue complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled relocation from August 11 until something like November 12.
- This was one of the so-called "L ticket" attractions.
- To test the attraction car concept, summer interns, working in secret, rode a Finding Nemo submarine in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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