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Above: The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Skid dark ride at first light
Art Linkletter's Car Goon Skid
February 14, 2008
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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Skid queue is like a slink across the world of Goontown. The dark ride cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by fighting the wheel.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this dark ride will be uncomfortable for cheerleaders.
- Expectant parents may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from liver, immunological, romantic, or social issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
- The last vehicle on this dark ride is named for Matt Ouimet's landmark.
- To test the dark ride car idea, designers rode an Autopia car on the Pinocchio's Daring Journey track.
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