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Thumper's cat-lounging photo of Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash
Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash
June 6, 2003
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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a journey across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction second thing in the evening.
- After waiting for this attraction, find something more demanding.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from social or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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