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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash attraction, secretly guiding in the fading candlelight
Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash
September 15, 1970
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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like an adventure through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Because it is so slow, it is best to experience this attraction last thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Youngest guest must be at least 62" tall.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the other guests at most times.
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