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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of California
Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash
December 9, 1993
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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash queue is like a tour across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the dashboard.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from sunset through January 12.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no chickens used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, put a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the "it's a small world" track.
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