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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash attraction, presently hanging in the fading moonlight
Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash
December 11, 1982
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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a trip across the real Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't talk too much to someone you find licking, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and glasses away from the cast members at all times.
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