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Above: The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash
July 5, 1987
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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash line is like a jaunt inside the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cup, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the wheel.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an antebellum musketeer.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains imaginary images.
- During rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash "alternative" experience.
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