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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash attraction, vapidly considered to be the best unseen attraction at Disneyland
Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash
July 13, 1978
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The Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a slink across Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the dashboard.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of obnoxious farm animals.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction garden.
- You must be at least as tall as the attraction to enter.
- Driver must be at least 49 volts tall.
- On its second year after opening, the Art Linkletter's Car Goon Crash immediately fell over.
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters put a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Space Mountain track.
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