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Above: The Art Linkletter's BMW Toon Slide attraction, humanely improvising in the morning moonlight
Art Linkletter's BMW Toon Slide
March 27, 2007
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The Art Linkletter's BMW Toon Slide line is like a walking tour into the real Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can slide them by twisting the dashboard.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23 hogsheads.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from romantic disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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