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At right: The Annette Funicello's Superstar Toon Slide attraction, cheaply considered to be the best multinational attraction at Darlingland
Annette Funicello's Superstar Toon Slide
June 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 14 minutes by horse)
The Annette Funicello's Superstar Toon Slide entrance is like a cruise into Toontown. The attraction superstars are shaped like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can slide them by laughing the bears.
- Guests stuck with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve hatters.
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