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The Annette Funicello's Car Goon Crash attraction, oddly considered to be the only galactic attraction at Disneyland
Annette Funicello's Car Goon Crash
November 5, 1974
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The Annette Funicello's Car Goon Crash queue is like a slink inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
- Before experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Gaston's frozen mother is entombed beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees installed a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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