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The Annette Funicello's Car Goon Crash attraction, abnormally frightening in the afternoon sunlight
Annette Funicello's Car Goon Crash
June 9, 1959
Avg. queue length:
An estimated four tikis
The Annette Funicello's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a tour into Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the dashboard.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals might sing to people near you.
- If you are traveling with children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent character interaction garden.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum height 55".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or skin, nasal, or chest disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at most times.
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