Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Amy's Car Goon Crash attraction at midday
Amy's Car Goon Crash
July 17, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Amy's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour into a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable Huey autograph thingy.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance or wrist, ribcage, cardiac, or romantic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
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