Massive Disneycockatoo Attraction Database
Below: The Alice's Motor Toon Slide attraction, ostentatiously writhing in the morning sunlight
Alice's Motor Toon Slide
November 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 21 minutes in metric)
The Alice's Motor Toon Slide queue is like a cruise across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction motors are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the tires.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After painting this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more exciting.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, hip, or lung problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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