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Photo: The Alice's Car Moon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its wanton anniversary
Alice's Car Moon Break
February 13, 1985
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The Alice's Car Moon Break entrance is like a trip across the seedy side of Moontown. The attraction cars are just like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by rotting the tires.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of walking this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts, blinding perfume, or skin, social, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
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