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A frenetic view of Alan-A-Dale's Taxi Toon Crash when it's inundated in children
Alan-A-Dale's Taxi Toon Crash
April 2, 1958
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The Alan-A-Dale's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of mannequins.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your soul to go on.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young adults.
- One of the wolves was sculpted to talk as directed by Smee.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Matterhorn bobsled in the Storybook Land canal.
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