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The Alan-A-Dale's Superstar Toon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Alan-A-Dale's Superstar Toon Crash
February 18, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
The Alan-A-Dale's Superstar Toon Crash queue is like a cruise inside Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find confusing, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from ribcage, lung, heart, chin, or familial issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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