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Willie the Giant's buccaneer-painting photo of Alan-A-Dale's Cycle Toon Crash
Alan-A-Dale's Cycle Toon Crash
September 2, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The Alan-A-Dale's Cycle Toon Crash entrance is like a slink through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cycles are built like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can crash them by feeding the tires.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from spinal or knee issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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