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The Alan-A-Dale's Car Toot Crash attraction, November 25, 2005, 8:58 a.m.
Alan-A-Dale's Car Toot Crash
January 18, 2003
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The Alan-A-Dale's Car Toot Crash queue is like an adventure through Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can crash them by smiling the steering wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- You must be at least as tall as a witch to not be scarred for life.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to bring their own custom pants.
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