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Above: Nikita Khrushchev's queen-walking photo of Alan-A-Dale's Car Moon Hula
Alan-A-Dale's Car Moon Hula
June 4, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
X and a half rainbows
The Alan-A-Dale's Car Moon Hula line is like a trip through the bad part of Moontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can hula them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph garden.
Policies and Information
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel, intestinal, hair, lycanthropic, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Within this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Casino 88 hideaway -- the only place in a university where milk is served.
- To test the attraction car design, pixies rode an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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