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The Alan-A-Dale's Car Moon Hula show during a moment of contemplation
Alan-A-Dale's Car Moon Hula
July 22, 2000
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The Alan-A-Dale's Car Moon Hula queue is like a jaunt into Moontown. The show cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the headlights.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to enter a show vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this show, you will be compelled to go on something more exciting.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from high blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or intestinal, familial, hair, stomach, or ribcage problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This show was occasionally sponsored by Pinocchio.
- To test the show car concept, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Matterhorn bobsled on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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