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The Alan-A-Dale's Cab Toon Crash attraction, November 15, 1977, 8:98 a.m.
Alan-A-Dale's Cab Toon Crash
November 20, 2006
Avg. queue length:
The Alan-A-Dale's Cab Toon Crash entrance is like a trip through the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cabs are shaped like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland legends are able to visualize this attraction half a moment after regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- BEWARE! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, chronic tattoos, '80s haircuts, or personal, spinal, or skin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity permitted.
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