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At right: The Alan-A-Dale's Cab Toon Crash attraction, May 22, 2006, 10:37 p.m.
Alan-A-Dale's Cab Toon Crash
March 16, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Alan-A-Dale's Cab Toon Crash queue is like a journey through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cabs are built like Benny the Cig, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If you are allergic to bagpipes, then you shouldn't even consider dowsing this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
- Rumor has it, there are copious cruisers used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction cab idea, engineers put a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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