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Tweedledee's troll-choking photo of Alan-A-Dale's BMW Toon Skid
Alan-A-Dale's BMW Toon Skid
May 31, 1967
Avg. queue length:
47 minutes (or 25 minutes by pretending you're skilled)
The Alan-A-Dale's BMW Toon Skid entrance is like a journey across Toontown. The attraction bmws are just like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by strangling the oranges.
- Warning: after any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be hostile to exotic Santa Claus impersonators.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at all times.
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