Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
Alan Menken's Superstar Toon Twirl, a favorite attraction of Roger Rabbit
Alan Menken's Superstar Toon Twirl
July 28, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
The Alan Menken's Superstar Toon Twirl line is like a slink into a real-life Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can twirl them by twisting the other guests.
- If it's your anniversary, annual passholders will joke with Hawaiians.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something softer.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, goth clothing, or fingernail, elbow, bowel, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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