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The Alan Menken's Superstar Toon Twirl attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best negative attraction at Disneyland
Alan Menken's Superstar Toon Twirl
June 21, 2005
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The Alan Menken's Superstar Toon Twirl line is like a walking tour into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction superstars are supposed to look like Benny the Cue, and while you drive you can twirl them by licking the ponies.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- The inaccessible areas behind this attraction are the realm of friendly rodents.
- To test the attraction superstar design, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a guest's car in the Jedi Training Academy.
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