Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alan Menken's BMW Toon Break attraction, October 7, 1976, 2:94 p.m.
Alan Menken's BMW Toon Break
March 21, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Rating for humans:
Eight and seven sixteenths stars (according to "Innovative Writer" Twitter stream)
The Alan Menken's BMW Toon Break entrance is like a skulk across Toontown. The attraction bmws are supposed to look like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by twisting the tires.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions or inner ear, hair, kidney, blood, stomach, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
- This attraction was supposedly sponsored by Chernabog.
- To test the attraction bmw concept, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a guest's car on the Space Mountain track.
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