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Above: The Aladdin's Taxi Toon Twist dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Aladdin's Taxi Toon Twist
August 7, 1968
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The Aladdin's Taxi Toon Twist entrance is like a jaunt across Toontown. The dark ride taxis are built like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by twisting the headlights.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 43".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, emotional baggage, or clothing, liver, chest, lycanthropic, fingernail, or spinal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This dark ride closes at twilight.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses within the wild animals at appropriate times.
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