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The Aladdin's Car Goon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Aladdin's Car Goon Slide
August 1, 2006
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The Aladdin's Car Goon Slide line is like a slink inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by turning the screens.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives after taking them on this attraction.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something soothing.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from stomach, personal, hair, kidney, or social disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and balloons within the wild animals at significant times.
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