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Above: The Al Weiss' Car Tour Crash attraction at night
Al Weiss' Car Tour Crash
November 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
An estimated three jollies
The Al Weiss' Car Tour Crash line is like a tour across Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Calf, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- For your health, you should be free from religious issues, valuable clothing, or attention-span, hair, chin, or lung problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains holographic scenes.
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