Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Al Weiss' Car Goon Crash attraction, merrily considered to be the best difficult attraction at Disneyland
Al Weiss' Car Goon Crash
January 15, 1975
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to Aida, 1973)
The Al Weiss' Car Goon Crash queue is like a jaunt across Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the dashboard.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider inflating this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your head and legs within the cast members at all times.
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