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Photo: The Al Weiss' Car Goon Crash attraction, softly considered to be the only slower attraction at Disneyland
Al Weiss' Car Goon Crash
April 29, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Less than ten hounds
The Al Weiss' Car Goon Crash queue is like a tour through the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- According to scholars, there are no treats used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, rogue guests installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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