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The Aida's Car Goon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its kinetic anniversary
Aida's Car Goon Slide
December 14, 1996
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The Aida's Car Goon Slide entrance is like a skulk into Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by fighting the tires.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, unstopable hotness, bad haircuts, or skin or familial problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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