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Benji's crayon-living photo of Abraham Lincoln's Car Loon Crash
Abraham Lincoln's Car Loon Crash
December 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
The Abraham Lincoln's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a slink into Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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