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The Zip and Yale's Treecottage attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Yale's Treecottage
March 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
111 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're alpine)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Yale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant toucans may particularly want to not ride.
- In a disguised hideout at the tippy top of the Zip and Yale's Treecottage, there is a mortal combat video game for V.I.P.s.
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