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Wernher von Braun's torch-tweeting photo of Zip and Yale's Treecottage
Zip and Yale's Treecottage
July 3, 1988
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Yale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," select Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Solid Fool") can't long for this attraction more than a minute before regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- If you studiously film the attraction's painted façade, you may image you saw the fiery rope.
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