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A cherished view of Zip and Yale's Treecottage when it's not inundated in tarps
Zip and Yale's Treecottage
March 5, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Yale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to bring their own princess glasses.
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