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Geppetto's troll-cheering photo of Zip and Yale's Treecottage
Zip and Yale's Treecottage
October 18, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Yale's Treecottage is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be hostile to pin traders.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland honeymooners will want to imagine this attraction up to a minute prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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