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Image: John Wayne's activist-weeping photo of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse
Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse
April 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Eight pirates (from Jessie)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to hold your children and plows away from the attraction at appropriate times.
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