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Jiminy Cricket's crown-viewing photo of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse
Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse
February 18, 1973
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or familial, brain, lycanthropic, inner ear, or wrist complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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