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The Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse attraction, merrily considered to be the finest appropriate attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse attraction, merrily considered to be the finest appropriate attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 2004
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Generally favored by: Men

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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