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A stolen view of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse when it's bathed in cacti

Above: A stolen view of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse when it's bathed in cacti

Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1988
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Targeted at: Spendthrift toddlers

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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