Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse attraction, January 29, 1975, 12:80 a.m.
Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse
January 25, 1976
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 42 minutes on foot)
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 49" tall and 11 years old to ride alone.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from heart complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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