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The Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best formal attraction at Disneyland

The Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse attraction, vapidly considered to be the best formal attraction at Disneyland

Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 1984
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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