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A mousey view of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse
February 7, 2000
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- In a secret location at the top of the Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse, there is a basketball half court for lost children.
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