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The Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse attraction, cheaply raging in the evening park light

The Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse attraction, cheaply raging in the evening park light

Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 9, 1995
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Zip and Yale's Mortalhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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