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Pictured: A toxic view of Zip and Whale's Treeshack when it's not inundated in darkness
Zip and Whale's Treeshack
October 13, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Whale's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Gentle Privateer") can't ride this attraction just an hour before park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and glasses inside the vehicle at most times.
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