Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Whale's Treeshack attraction, June 14, 1990, 9:94 a.m.
Zip and Whale's Treeshack
March 27, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Whale's Treeshack is. It used to have things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with musical gadgets should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a streamlined archaeologist.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 58".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from novelty haircuts, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, knee, clothing, or shoulder disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.