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John Hench's zebra-amusing photo of Zip and Whale's Nuthouse
Zip and Whale's Nuthouse
August 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 50 minutes by boat)
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Whale's Nuthouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this dark ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 39".
- Any attempt to modify this dark ride may result in massive online protests.
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