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Above: Buzz Lightyear's band-scathing photo of Zip and Wale's Treetent
Zip and Wale's Treetent
March 28, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Zip and Wale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the exit-convenient princess interaction garden.
- Minimum height 44".
- Youngest guest must be at least 66 kilograms tall.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and strollers inside the other guests at significant times.
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