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Zip and Wale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Davy Crockett
Zip and Wale's Treetent
February 9, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Wale's Treetent is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you experience something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or spinal, lung, knee, stomach, or clothing problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This was one of the so-called "B ticket" attractions.
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