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Above: The Zip and Wale's Treetent attraction as seen from the top of Holidayland
Zip and Wale's Treetent
March 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 40 minutes by pretending you're mysterious)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Treetent is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 37" (or 18.5" and endlessly complaining).
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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