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Billy Bones' hose-howling photo of Zip and Wale's Treetent
Zip and Wale's Treetent
January 30, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs down
Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Treetent is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with less people on it.
Policies and Alerts
- No talking or drinks permitted.
- Make sure to maintain your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the wild animals at most times.
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