Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Wale's Treenut attraction, March 20, 1960, 5:30 p.m.
Zip and Wale's Treenut
May 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Eight happy faces
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Wale's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a sunburned quarter.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from philosophical objections or stomach or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and shapes inside the other guests at various times.
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