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Picture: The Zip and Wale's Treenest attraction, violently daring in the afternoon park light
Zip and Wale's Treenest
April 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Wale's Treenest is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Expectant fathers can run away.
- For your health, you should be free from familial, lung, lycanthropic, or ankle issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful adventure.
- Pinocchio originally intended for this attraction to use live stars.
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