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Below: An ethereal view of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
March 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so ingenious, those in the know queue up for this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children.
- The middle position on this attraction is named for Dapper Dan's screen.
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