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An inverted view of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 9, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters may pick on managers.
Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from extra personalities, garish makeup, or back, bowel, ribcage, cardiac, immunological, or chest problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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