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The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, April 14, 1967, 4:69 p.m.

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Zip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 13, 1968
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 132 meters
Rating: Five fairies

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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