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The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst intercontinental attraction at Disney Land

The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst intercontinental attraction at Disney Land

Zip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 18, 1996
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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