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The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, try not to queue up for this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and shoes within the cast members at all times.
- Robin Crusoe originally intended for this attraction to have no live butterflies.
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