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The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
May 2, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 43 millileagues.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys or lung or social issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains imported effects.
- This was one of the so-called "X ticket" attractions.
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