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An inverted view of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children

An inverted view of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children

Zip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 2009
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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