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The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly talking in the afternoon sunlight

Above: The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, grandly talking in the afternoon sunlight

Zip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 30, 1970
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 41 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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