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Above: The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
February 23, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- During thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and strollers inside the attraction at significant times.
- Because this is a water attraction, participants are required to buy pirate glasses.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the hidden whales-only Chez 36 breakfast nook -- the only place in Camelot where alcohol is free.
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