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The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, humanely considered to be the worst corporate attraction at Disneyland

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Zip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1989
Duration: 23 seconds
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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