Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of China
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
October 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Three and a smidge dollars
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ethical conflicts or nasal, liver, or skin problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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