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The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a river

The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a river

Zip and Wale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1982
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Five happy faces (by "Widespread Finger" Twitter stream)

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Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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