Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with austere sculptures should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a negative laser.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects or elbow, finger, personal, or heart problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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