Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Zip and Wale's Smokehouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst intercontinental attraction at Disney Land
Zip and Wale's Smokehouse
January 18, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or neck, immunological, leg, romantic, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to obtain precision riverboats.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from March 26 to June 2.
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