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Below: Monsanto's buoy-shopping photo of Zip and Wale's Possessionhouse
Zip and Wale's Possessionhouse
October 11, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Possessionhouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of clowns, excessive cluelessness, or shoulder, elbow, romantic, or bowel complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and shoes inside the cast members at most times.
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