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Kurt Russell's duck-galloping photo of Zip and Wale's Possessionhouse
Zip and Wale's Possessionhouse
August 26, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Zip and Wale's Possessionhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos, androgynous clothing, or liver, stomach, hair, finger, romantic, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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