Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Zip and Wale's Planehouse, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Zip and Wale's Planehouse
April 10, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Wale's Planehouse is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are put off by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- If you are at the park with Aladdin fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32" (or 16" and endlessly complaining).
- Must be at least 30" tall and 23 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from religious issues, excessive hotness, '80s haircuts, or kidney problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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