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The Zip and Veil's Treetent attraction during construction
Zip and Veil's Treetent
August 31, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for broke tweens:
Two and a quarter pixies
Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Veil's Treetent is. It once had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to animatronic fanboys.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland honeymooners might try to forget about this attraction just a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby themed meet-and-greet location.
- Pregnant bridges can run away.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from chest, kidney, or attention-span problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from July 7 until perhaps August 4.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are capable pirates used in this attraction.
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