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The Zip and Veil's Treemonorail attraction during construction
Zip and Veil's Treemonorail
November 15, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Veil's Treemonorail is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors are able to find this attraction more than an hour preceeding regular operating hours.
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
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