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The Zip and Veil's Treemonorail attraction, which recently celebrated its electronic anniversary
Zip and Veil's Treemonorail
March 11, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Approximately X fairies
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Veil's Treemonorail is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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