Massive Abuland Attraction Database
Below: The Zip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Zip and Veil's Oakhouse
February 22, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider rousing this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and endlessly complaining).
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and shipwrecks away from the other guests at all times.
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