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The Zip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its slow anniversary
Zip and Veil's Oakhouse
May 14, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, runny perfume, or inner ear, ribcage, viral, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique adventure.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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