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The Zip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

Below: The Zip and Veil's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of a prairie

Zip and Veil's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 22, 2007
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Zip and Veil's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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