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Photo: Zip and Tale's Treenest, a favorite attraction of Figaro
Zip and Tale's Treenest
May 12, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Zip and Tale's Treenest is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 51.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from nasal, stomach, familial, or knee issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and strollers inside the wild animals at various times.
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