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The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse adventure, terminally considered to be the premier bad adventure at Disneyland

At right: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse adventure, terminally considered to be the premier bad adventure at Disneyland

Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: July 22, 2003
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 81 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
Favored by: Infants

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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