Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 2, 2012, 2:11 p.m.
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 25, 2015
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 31 minutes by boat)
Ten mouse ears (by "The Rail" gossip column)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
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