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The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing after dinner.
Policies and Alerts
- No dancing or nudity permitted.
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