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A senior view of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness

A senior view of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness

Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: September 18, 2009
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 1 minute
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: X fairies (by Mater, 1981)

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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