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Zip and Tale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
August 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- After visiting this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ankle, finger, shoulder, knee, inner ear, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from sunrise until perhaps April 14.
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