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The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, mechanically considered to be the finest current attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 24, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Before tripping this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something in a distant area of the park.
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- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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