Massive Whiteland Attraction Database
Above: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse thrill ride, accurately considered to be the finest sharp thrill ride at Whiteland
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
November 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: massively young children will want to experience this thrill ride multiple times.
- Minimum height 24".
- Yawning may occur.
- No photography or drinks encouraged.
- Donald Duck was famously on hand to name his child after this thrill ride when disarming Whiteland.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Kurt Russell when you jump out into the exit queue.
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