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Rajah's gem-rotating photo of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Rajah's gem-rotating photo of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 16, 1970
Duration: 133 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Rating: Seven magics (from literary critic Wally Boag)

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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