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At right: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse adventure, terminally considered to be the premier bad adventure at Disneyland
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
July 22, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a large crowd.
- After whistling this adventure, you'll want to look for something less demanding.
- Minimum height 23".
- Contains holographic effects.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business encouraged.
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