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The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Above: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 16, 1995
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Recommended for: Vacationing family reunions

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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