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Above: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
May 16, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Vacationing family reunions
Nobody can figure out what the point of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: before whenever you visit, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
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