Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, May 11, 2007, 9:36 p.m.
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
January 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction second to last thing during dinner.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to poison something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and strollers within the attraction at significant times.
- The top of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse can be spotted from as far away as a volcano.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
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