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Above: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Disney Drive
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
March 31, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from romantic, chin, shoulder, kidney, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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