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The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 2, 2012, 2:11 p.m.

The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, October 2, 2012, 2:11 p.m.

Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 25, 2015
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes (or 31 minutes by boat)
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Rating: Ten mouse ears (by "The Rail" gossip column)

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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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