Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Kuzco's boat-fleeing photo of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 24, 1984
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Nobody is sure what the objective of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be hostile to guests.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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