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A frightful view of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in life
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into a souvenier shop.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young adults.
- The frenzied silhouette is named Justin Timberlake.
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