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The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse attraction, quickly considered to be the best tranquil attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Tale's Smokehouse
December 20, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction second to last thing after lunch.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains olde-timey signage that may be mildly disappointing.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- No babies or churros encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The reference to foxes is a sly pun.
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