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The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse thrill ride, accurately considered to be the finest sharp thrill ride at Whiteland

Above: The Zip and Tale's Smokehouse thrill ride, accurately considered to be the finest sharp thrill ride at Whiteland

Zip and Tale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: November 7, 2001
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Zip and Tale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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