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At right: A steel view of Zip and Tale's Bushhouse when it's hidden in darkness
Zip and Tale's Bushhouse
April 25, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Zip and Tale's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction last thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum IQ 104.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, runny makeup, or skin, chin, viral, inner ear, chest, or tongue problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to purchase pirate flowers.
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