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The Zip and Tail's Treecottage attraction at dusk
Zip and Tail's Treecottage
April 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two horses (according to "The Canoe" blog)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Zip and Tail's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from overdone perfume or clothing, nasal, wrist, personal, or elbow issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for emergency cleaning from October 24 through January 15.
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