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The Zip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Zip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Zip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 19, 1969
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Rating: Zero jollies

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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