Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Zip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Tail's Smokehouse
April 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from personal, leg, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at random.
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