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Zip and Tail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Tantor
Zip and Tail's Smokehouse
March 8, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of grabbing this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant cakes may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for adults.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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