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Above: The Zip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Zip and Tail's Smokehouse
April 30, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Ten stars (according to www.Fish.net)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for adults.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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