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The Zip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, electronically flocking in the morning sunlight
Zip and Tail's Smokehouse
November 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants can run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from excessive boorishness, '80s haircuts, felony convictions, or viral, liver, blood, or back problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from October 13 through May 9.
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