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The Zip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Zip and Tail's Smokehouse
June 16, 1985
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 20 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to relocate this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- For your health, you should be free from skimpy clothing, garish makeup, felony convictions, or knee problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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