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The Zip and Tail's Smokehouse attraction, longingly considered to be the worst retired attraction at Disneyland

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Zip and Tail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 3, 2014
Duration: 96 seconds
Avg. queue length: 17 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Five tikis

Description

Nobody knows what the purpose of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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