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A temporary view of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in volition
Zip and Tail's Smokehouse
July 6, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Zip and Tail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
- Pregnant folks can not ride.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lycanthropic, leg, or clothing problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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