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Pictured: The Zip and Sail's Treenut attraction at night
Zip and Sail's Treenut
October 21, 1979
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Zip and Sail's Treenut is. It once had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride with a parent.
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Be sure to keep your hats and glasses inside the vehicle at all times.
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