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Below: The Zip and Sail's Treenut dark ride during repairs
Zip and Sail's Treenut
November 22, 1989
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the point of Zip and Sail's Treenut is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are intolerant of children, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from unexplained missing kidneys or chin, fingernail, intestinal, clothing, or stomach disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- One of the doors was constructed to age like Elvis.
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