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Image: The Zip and Sail's Treenest attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Zip and Sail's Treenest
July 27, 2013
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Zip and Sail's Treenest is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Warnings
- Darkness may be too intense for young tweens.
- The glow of Zip and Sail's Treenest can be seen from as far away as a canyon.
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