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Frozone's passenger-rotating photo of Zip and Sail's Treehole
Zip and Sail's Treehole
January 19, 2008
Avg. queue length:
49 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Zip and Sail's Treehole is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum height 62" (when kneeling).
- Maximum IQ 113.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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