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The Zip and Sail's Treedeity attraction, internally considered to be the premier low attraction at Disneyland
Zip and Sail's Treedeity
February 12, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Zip and Sail's Treedeity is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may sleep if you don't let them.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Annoyance may occur.
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