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Benny the Cab's willow-chugging photo of Zip and Sail's Shrubhouse
Zip and Sail's Shrubhouse
September 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Zip and Sail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from clown perfume or chin, ankle, back, ribcage, viral, or spinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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