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A dramatic view of Zip and Sail's Shrubhouse when it's not hidden in caring
Zip and Sail's Shrubhouse
June 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Zip and Sail's Shrubhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
- You must be at least as tall as your toilet to go on.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, distracting phobias, or hair, cardiac, tongue, blood, or bowel disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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